Summer 2026 Team Schedule for Portly Piss Missles
| Opponent | Date | Time | Location | Type | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beer Belly Bombers | 06/07/26 | 8:00 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | W 25 - 10 |
| Beer Belly Bombers | 06/07/26 | 8:30 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | W 29 - 2 |
| Ashley Schaeffer Bmw | 06/14/26 | 7:00 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | W 15 - 5 |
| Ashley Schaeffer Bmw | 06/14/26 | 8:30 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | W 20 - 9 |
| No Glove No Love | 06/21/26 | 7:00 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | W 15 - 1 |
| No Glove No Love | 06/21/26 | 8:30 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | W 12 - 0 |
| Kb Painters | 06/28/26 | 7:00 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | L 9 - 11 |
| Kb Painters | 06/28/26 | 8:30 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | W 13 - 7 |
| Mariners | 07/05/26 | 7:00 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | |
| Mariners | 07/05/26 | 8:30 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | |
| Bye Week | 07/12/26 | 7:00 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | |
| Vandelay Industries | 07/19/26 | 7:00 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | L 12 - 17 |
| Vandelay Industries | 07/19/26 | 8:30 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | L 3 - 13 |
| No Glove No Love | 07/26/26 | 7:00 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | W 17 - 7 |
| No Glove No Love | 07/26/26 | 8:30 PM | East Islip Back: TBD | Season | W 30 - 3 |
| Ashley Schaeffer Bmw | 08/02/26 | 8:00 PM | Broadway: TBD | Season | W 13 - 6 |
| Ashley Schaeffer Bmw | 08/02/26 | 9:30 PM | Broadway: TBD | Season | L 10 - 20 |
| Beer Belly Bombers | 08/09/26 | 7:00 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | W 13 - 7 |
| Beer Belly Bombers | 08/09/26 | 8:30 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | W 14 - 9 |
| Kb Painters | 08/16/26 | 7:00 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | L 0 - 5 |
| Kb Painters | 08/16/26 | 8:00 PM | New Shorefront: TBD | Season | L 0 - 5 |